King James Version (KJV)
24 And it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the Lord met him, and sought to kill him.
25 Then Zipporah took a sharp stone, and cut off the foreskin of her son, and cast it at his feet, and said, Surely a bloody husband art thou to me.
26 So he let him go: then she said, A bloody husband thou art, because of the circumcision.
Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you
Shit yes. A festivus for the rest of us!